A glimpse of wats about to come

Its the start of the Formula 1 season and a few of us are all raring to see the racez to look at Alonso and Schumacher battle it out...If Kimi joinz the battle all the better....So lookin forward to a gr8 season...In the same mood I wish to start a series of all the greatest drivers and rid4ers the world has seen....Ur suggestions are most welcome....

Off I go on an INDUSTRIAL tour

It's a tradition in our col tat in the 6th sem everybody goez for an industrial visit populaly known az the IV. So we guyz went on a trip to Bangalore,Mysore,Ooty. It waz planned to be a 5 day trip but waz reduced to 4 days dropping one day at B'lore we were all shoutin lik hell to the dept. sec. tat he didn't negotiate it properly and b'lore waz the place were we could hav all the fun. Boy oh boy how wrong were we ! The trip started from col by buz to b'lore. It was gr8 fun dancin an shoutin in the bus in tat closed space. There were even a few pole dance performancez given by few guys (our bus havin no specimenz of the fairer sex).I lost my voice at abt 100 kms from the startin point and havn't found it yet. Well most of us ended tat way. We reached B'lore at abt 8 in the mornin. Not even one of us gettin more tha 2 hrz of continouz sleep. At b'lore we got ready for our only visit of the industry which lasted for a time lesser than the time it took uz to get to the place and i'm not goin to bore u wit the stuff they showed uz ( to be frank i don't even remember a word of it). Off we went to eat and when it was time for us to do anythin few of them chose to get a drink. Otherz went goin hither and tither. Next morn we left to mysore went on a borin visit to the palace and the gardenz for the nth time. We left for ooty early next day, reached there by afternoon went to pykara fallz and the usual placez.We were a raccouz crowd where ever we went. Imagine unleashin a group of 100 guyz among a handful of honeymoonerz being at their romantic best. All of them were eye balled and whooped at.At night we had a party typical ooty style by the camp fire most of the guys chose it to be the rite moment to get stoned and i mean real stoned.It was gr8 fun and odd ppl makin fun at themselvez. Most of the guyz chose complete strangerz to share their life story with. There was this guy who got really angry when people called him his nick name lik pottamuz instead of Mr.Hippopottamuz he was shoutin the same thin over an over again that ppl should call him by his full name and not shorten it. He was also shoutin in the middle of the road tat he and his girlfriend were gettin married in 3 yearz. There waz thiz guy who got so high he ended up callin the lady staff in the trip for a dance in which she iz supposed to go between hiz legz true carribean style.Here was a guy who was bitchin tat though he had got gr8 marks he wasn't selected for the interview he ended up huggin everybody kissin them and screamin I LOVE YOU this is why nerds aren't supposed to drink. And then there were the guys who wanted to give the camp fire a hug.One thing abt thiz thing iz the usual drinkerz were very sober.We came back from the trip at the middle of the night.It seems there is one more IV comin in the future hope its as rockin and fun as this.So cheers ppl and do ihera the clangin of glasses.

Rules of engagement

One of my friend fell in love he chose me to share his plans for their future... So I had to put up with his senti talk..He told me tat they had decided to part when their parents wouldn't agree to their love , ok people this gone be a little weird for some (atleast it was for me) , they had to maintain a minimum percentage in their academics or else divorce ,oops they weren't married yet , so its break up..What the...What happened to adages like all is fair in love and war..In for a penny in for a pound and stuff lik tat..They also agreed tat they wouldn't talk to eachother when they accidentally ran into each other they would behave completely decent and tat they would talk to one another based on the appoinments made..No appoinment...No Talkin ya like they were two ceo's talkin to each other...Both of them should have a very good job with a decent pay when leavin col ,I can live wit a part which would say they should wait until they would get a job but this was like completely weird (you probably know what i mean)..They should maintain a dresscode that is they should always wear formals no faded jeans no cargos stuff lik tat..When they didn't come out in the open abt their love that was one of the funniest parts suddenly one of them would say tat they haven't talked to the other for weeks while the other would say that he/she had talked on the previous date jus lik tat without the least provocation...come on guys if u are readin this think abt cordinated lying..Once they decided to take the bus from college together breakin all their ,i don't want to swear so ppl don't provoke me,rules they planned it lik it was a CIA mission to take down Saddam or Osama enter dude stage right enter dudette stage left look out for the guy in the red shirt take down that biker, no ppl you are not doin it right wat do they teach u at the farm these days ...Well i have only one thing to tell him ,which i told him "My friend ,they also serve him those who stand and wait" ...Though after seeing Transporter 2, i agree its got great stunts and Frank Martin(Jason Statham) rules pun unintended though ,its kind of cute to live life by the rules but ,i say this is too much guys...Lastly I would like to congratulate both of them for not breakin up and stickin to their rules and live in it that way.THREE CHEERS TO THEM hip hip hurray

Note to self

I was like down in dumps that's the rite expression i suppose...The reason being well actually i don't think ther was any reason wat so ever iyt happens u see...So for redemption i made a note more of a to do thing to get myself back on the track...The list went like this...
There is nothing like outdoors the fresh air and stuff likethat that ought to bring the Wordsworth in u, so get out and do something also it may help in my girth.I thought ok let me go jogging on second thoughts jogging is a bit too hard so i thought ok may be cycling.So this becomes to do number 1 GET MY CYCLE FIXED AND GO CYCLING DAILY UNDERLINING DAILY
Ok i thought one done next lets do something abt my studies may be so i thought wat is the latest funda for the nerds it was somethin abt a designing software that would make all other designing software obsolete just like that click..(you are supposed to click ur fingers and say oh)...So this becomes number two GET INTO DESIGNING SOFTWARE CLASS..
The last and not boring you with the oft quoted phrase, was maybe i would attend GRE class simple..This is three ATTEND GRE CLASSES..
So i made a note of all these things and on impromptu board sort of thing made from some large sheets salvaged from my study..

Not wanting to wait i wanted do things pronto so i took my cycle out i found the tyres needed some fresh air too..There i went searching for a place i could fill air the day being Sunday not many shops were open..After much trying ,i was much more or less thanking the people above as i dreaded flexing my muscles except for reachin the remote,i found a shop there was this guy sittin there whom i supposed was incharge of the shop i asked him if he would fill the air judging by his expression i thought ok first todo note is abt to be stricken off. Then disaster struck the person who was actually incharge came and informed me that the compressor was not workin the other guy interveened and asked him whether he could switch it on again and check it. My hopes raised but only for a short time as the guy incharge told him it would be impossible as the fuse would blow-out.So to do no.1 is still on list..

Next day after goin to college i went to this GRE coaching center where i was questioned abt how i came to kno abt the place and crap lik tat for which i nswerd i just came to kno by people tellin me he wanted me to be more specific i got a little annoyed i told him " put it this i was walkin noticed ur sign board thought i could join classes"..He cast me wierd look agreed when u be cocky thts wat u get..I asked for a weekday batch cause i liked to while away my weekends watchin somethin and catchin up wit pals though i didn't tell him tat i told him i had other classes..He said a weekday batch was totally out of question he asked me to reschedule my othr classe...I sked him why wouldn't it be not possible for a weekday batch he answered tat at my place ther would not be not many takers so for it..I asked why in this place ther wouldn't be takers as it would be shorter and easy to concentrate...I don't kno how tat provoled him..He started goin blah blah abt how he was providin service and not doin business here and tat it was for people who would do it seriously and tat i can't thrust my opnion on people..So i was lik ther goes note 2 add this though Note to self never join this psycho's class for GRE..

As for the design thing i asked my freind who happened to have done the course who advised me tat the whole thing was a waste of time and all that thay teach are how to move the mouse around..Instead he asked me to do somethin better...I was lik ok ther goes note 3

I ended up readin Chetan Bhagat's Five point someone for the nth time...I made another Note to self when hittin the blues read FPS.