A glimpse of wats about to come

Its the start of the Formula 1 season and a few of us are all raring to see the racez to look at Alonso and Schumacher battle it out...If Kimi joinz the battle all the better....So lookin forward to a gr8 season...In the same mood I wish to start a series of all the greatest drivers and rid4ers the world has seen....Ur suggestions are most welcome....

Off I go on an INDUSTRIAL tour

It's a tradition in our col tat in the 6th sem everybody goez for an industrial visit populaly known az the IV. So we guyz went on a trip to Bangalore,Mysore,Ooty. It waz planned to be a 5 day trip but waz reduced to 4 days dropping one day at B'lore we were all shoutin lik hell to the dept. sec. tat he didn't negotiate it properly and b'lore waz the place were we could hav all the fun. Boy oh boy how wrong were we ! The trip started from col by buz to b'lore. It was gr8 fun dancin an shoutin in the bus in tat closed space. There were even a few pole dance performancez given by few guys (our bus havin no specimenz of the fairer sex).I lost my voice at abt 100 kms from the startin point and havn't found it yet. Well most of us ended tat way. We reached B'lore at abt 8 in the mornin. Not even one of us gettin more tha 2 hrz of continouz sleep. At b'lore we got ready for our only visit of the industry which lasted for a time lesser than the time it took uz to get to the place and i'm not goin to bore u wit the stuff they showed uz ( to be frank i don't even remember a word of it). Off we went to eat and when it was time for us to do anythin few of them chose to get a drink. Otherz went goin hither and tither. Next morn we left to mysore went on a borin visit to the palace and the gardenz for the nth time. We left for ooty early next day, reached there by afternoon went to pykara fallz and the usual placez.We were a raccouz crowd where ever we went. Imagine unleashin a group of 100 guyz among a handful of honeymoonerz being at their romantic best. All of them were eye balled and whooped at.At night we had a party typical ooty style by the camp fire most of the guys chose it to be the rite moment to get stoned and i mean real stoned.It was gr8 fun and odd ppl makin fun at themselvez. Most of the guyz chose complete strangerz to share their life story with. There was this guy who got really angry when people called him his nick name lik pottamuz instead of Mr.Hippopottamuz he was shoutin the same thin over an over again that ppl should call him by his full name and not shorten it. He was also shoutin in the middle of the road tat he and his girlfriend were gettin married in 3 yearz. There waz thiz guy who got so high he ended up callin the lady staff in the trip for a dance in which she iz supposed to go between hiz legz true carribean style.Here was a guy who was bitchin tat though he had got gr8 marks he wasn't selected for the interview he ended up huggin everybody kissin them and screamin I LOVE YOU this is why nerds aren't supposed to drink. And then there were the guys who wanted to give the camp fire a hug.One thing abt thiz thing iz the usual drinkerz were very sober.We came back from the trip at the middle of the night.It seems there is one more IV comin in the future hope its as rockin and fun as this.So cheers ppl and do ihera the clangin of glasses.