Rules of engagement

One of my friend fell in love he chose me to share his plans for their future... So I had to put up with his senti talk..He told me tat they had decided to part when their parents wouldn't agree to their love , ok people this gone be a little weird for some (atleast it was for me) , they had to maintain a minimum percentage in their academics or else divorce ,oops they weren't married yet , so its break up..What the...What happened to adages like all is fair in love and war..In for a penny in for a pound and stuff lik tat..They also agreed tat they wouldn't talk to eachother when they accidentally ran into each other they would behave completely decent and tat they would talk to one another based on the appoinments made..No appoinment...No Talkin ya like they were two ceo's talkin to each other...Both of them should have a very good job with a decent pay when leavin col ,I can live wit a part which would say they should wait until they would get a job but this was like completely weird (you probably know what i mean)..They should maintain a dresscode that is they should always wear formals no faded jeans no cargos stuff lik tat..When they didn't come out in the open abt their love that was one of the funniest parts suddenly one of them would say tat they haven't talked to the other for weeks while the other would say that he/she had talked on the previous date jus lik tat without the least provocation...come on guys if u are readin this think abt cordinated lying..Once they decided to take the bus from college together breakin all their ,i don't want to swear so ppl don't provoke me,rules they planned it lik it was a CIA mission to take down Saddam or Osama enter dude stage right enter dudette stage left look out for the guy in the red shirt take down that biker, no ppl you are not doin it right wat do they teach u at the farm these days ...Well i have only one thing to tell him ,which i told him "My friend ,they also serve him those who stand and wait" ...Though after seeing Transporter 2, i agree its got great stunts and Frank Martin(Jason Statham) rules pun unintended though ,its kind of cute to live life by the rules but ,i say this is too much guys...Lastly I would like to congratulate both of them for not breakin up and stickin to their rules and live in it that way.THREE CHEERS TO THEM hip hip hurray